the perfect suitor

please send me a well thought out email introducing yourself with all of your details plus two or more references from providers you have seen within the last year.

set your date with me 48 hours or more in advance so that we can both have ample time to prepare.

please arrive on time, not early or late.

come in with an open mind, relax, and be yourself.

set the donation in an unsealed envelope in the bathroom. if we are meeting in public first, inside of your favorite book will do.

cleanliness is next to godliness, so please shower & freshen your breath during our date - I will gladly join in with you.

do not try to cross my boundaries as I will never cross yours. I will leave with my full donation in hand if I feel that my safety has been threatened.

Donation

my donation is non-negotiable and any attempt to negotiate will end our relationship.

never make me ask for my donation.

if you think you might like to extend, please make sure to have the donation on hand before asking.

deposits must be made to confirm our date unless otherwise stated by me.

my donation must be in cash for first dates. I can accept Zelle, CashApp, PayPal, and crypto currency from established suitors.

gift cards are gifts, not payment.

cancellations made within 12 hours incur a 100% fee. all cancellations forfeits the deposit.

Travel

travel dates will require a 50% deposit plus the cost of the first class flight of my choice to confirm our date. car services to and from the airport are appreciated but not required. I may ask for the cost of a separate hotel room in some cases.

need help planning? I am well travelled and love creating itineraries. send me an email and we can create the perfect vacation together.

a great hotel makes for an even sexier time together. want to turn me on? ask me to choose the hotel. want to surprise me? 5 star hotels and resorts are always my favorite, but a 4.5 star boutique hotel will suffice too!

to be the glamourpuss I am - you will have to allow me 8 hours of beauty sleep each night, plus 1 hour of alone time to get ready for you.

friends

three’s a party! I am happy to provide a list of my friends that are available for duos after screening.

please be a gentleman and match the donation to whoever has the higher rate.

other details

want to see me in something specific? please make an outfit request - I love to dress up!

if you’d like to use me as a reference, please feel free to use me 3 times maximum. a heads up email is always appreciated.

screening without references? a 50% deposit needs to be made to secure our date

I am more than happy to sign a non-disclosure agreement at the beginning of our date.

running late? I will have to start the clock after a 15 minute grace period. please let me know as far in advance as possible.

have a question that hasn’t been answered here? feel free to send me an email for an answer.

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