the semantics

the perfect suitor

please send me a well thought out email introducing yourself with all of your details plus two or more references from providers you have seen within the last year. bonus points if you choose a date location from my claudia hall approved list.

I do not see first time suitors, If you don’t have references but would still like to see me, send me an email and I will send you the details of providers I trust that accept first time clientele.

set your date with me 48 hours or more in advance so that we can both have ample time to prepare.

please arrive on time, not early or late.

come in with an open mind, relax, and be yourself.

set the donation in an unsealed envelope in the bathroom. if we are meeting in public first, inside of your favorite book will do.

cleanliness is next to godliness, so please shower & freshen your breath during our date - I will gladly join in with you.

do not try to cross my boundaries as I will never cross yours. I will leave with my full donation in hand if I feel that my safety has been threatened.

Donation

my donation is non-negotiable and any attempt to negotiate will end our relationship.

never make me ask for my donation.

if you think you might like to extend, please make sure to have the donation on hand before asking.

deposits must be made to confirm our date unless otherwise stated by me.

my donation must be in cash for first dates. I can accept Zelle, CashApp, PayPal, and crypto currency from established suitors.

gift cards are gifts, not payment.

cancellations made within 12 hours incur a 100% fee. all cancellations forfeits the deposit.

Travel

i’ve decided that i’m the type of person that travels to properties, not cities. therefore, i do not offer fly me to you dates. if you want to learn more about what type of travel i offer, click here.

if you absolutely need 100% of my time and attention in a place that i do not have on my list, double my rate.

all travel dates require the cost of my hotel room, business class flights, and a 50% deposit to confirm our plans.

friends

three’s a party! check out my friends page to see who is available for duos with me.

please be a gentleman and match the donation to whoever has the higher rate.

other details

want to see me in something specific? please make an outfit request - if i deem your request inappropriate for the location, i will let you know in advance and will opt to choose my own outfit. rest assured i will arrive in something chic yet sexy, and always appropriate for the occasion.

if you’d like to use me as a reference, please feel free to use me 3 times maximum. a heads up email is always appreciated.

I am more than happy to sign a non-disclosure agreement at the beginning of our date.

running late? I will have to start the clock after a 15 minute grace period. please let me know as far in advance as possible.

have a question that hasn’t been answered here? feel free to send me an email for an answer.